kristin has been a bad kristin
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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