Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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