I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
