I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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