But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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