nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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