We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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