The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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