Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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