OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
