lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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