I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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