Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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