how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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