Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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