So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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