yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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