I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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