yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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