he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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