hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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