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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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(937): View more from Ohio

This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(561): View more from Florida

He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.

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(254): View more from Texas

There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator

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(641): View more from Iowa

im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!

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