She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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