defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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