Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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