oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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