love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
