they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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