Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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