Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dear god my vagina.
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