shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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