I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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