Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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