Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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