I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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