I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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