can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
