you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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