she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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