it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
one two three fourrrrnication!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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