I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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