He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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