Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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