That's intense
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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