I'm eating all of the evidence.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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