I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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