Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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