We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
