I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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