fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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