Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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