try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
