I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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