My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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